Hey, it was expensive.

13
I bought my ex an iPhone, a watch and AirPods. You best believe my petty ass took that shit right back.

From:
Somewhere

Don't mess.

14
Before I left my ex's place, I took his Metamucil. Any way to inconvenience him after the breakup.

From:
Forest Acres, South Carolina, US

It was yours anyway.

15
When I broke up with my ex, I took my change jar we both ended up putting change in. I told him he owed me.

From:
San Antonio, Texas, US

Taking it one step further.

16
My ex took my $50 hoodie. So I took his $200 shoes and threw them away.

From:
Fairfield Plantation, North Carolina, US

Checking your bases.

17
When I broke up with my ex, I took all his toilet paper and used parental controls to password block all his sports channels.

From:
Somewhere

Ouch.

18
After breaking up with my ex, I stole his weed and replaced it with oregano.

From:
Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

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