So very random.

13
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

From:
Wabash, Indiana, US

LOL?

14
"I've seen cocker spaniel dogs with more manners than you..."

From:
Somewhere

SO LOW!

15
"Your IQ isn’t even room temperature"

From:
Orange, California, US

Who even thinks of this stuff?

16
"You have the same amount of appeal as a sweater with wet sleeves"

From:
Pleasant Hill, Georgia, US

Oddly specific.

17
"You look like something I threw up once after binge eating popcorn and beef jerky."

From:
Olivette, Missouri, US

Words hurt.

18
"Your face and ass came out at the same time and the doc thought your mom had twins.."

From:
Somewhere

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