Smart idea on your end.

13
My mom has threatened to throw me out of house if she finds out I have sex. When I have kids, I will talk to them about sex so they know how to protect themselves. I only have my friends to ask.

From:
Somewhere

Way to take things up a notch.

14
My brother threatened to stab me with a kitchen knife because he didn't want my chicken nuggets in the microwave with his. It's not easy living with a maniac...

From:
Ukiah, California, US

Living on the edge.

15
My mom says she will kick me out if I get a tattoo. I just scheduled my first of many appointments to get one.

From:
Corpus Christi

Taking it up a notch!

16
It's not unusual for siblings to dislike each other, but I hate my sister. She has threatened to kill me several times with details of how she would do it. She is insane.

From:
Tampa, Florida, US

Demanding loyalty.

17
Don't you just love it when your family threatens to beat you up just for talking to someone.... Just because they have enemies, doesn't mean I should have them too.

From:
Featherstone, England, GB

Cold blooded!

18
My mom threatened to sell my horse tonight. All because of a stupid argument. My horse is the only reason I keep going. I would be lost without her.

From:
Corpus Christi

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