Oh no.

13

The first time I signed my married name was on a police report.

Someone stole over half our cards. That was going to pay for our honeymoon. 😞

From:
Portland, Tennessee, US

Ugh.

14

I started my period 2 days before my wedding day. My honeymoon should be interesting.

From:
Denham Springs

Uh oh.

15

My husband forgot to pack condoms for our honeymoon and I think I might be pregnant, but I'm too scared to take the test.
I'm not ready for a baby.

From:
Greensboro, North Carolina, US

Nothing like being the third wheel in your own marriage.

16

I'm a "tag-along" in my own marriage. We can't go anywhere without my husband's friend coming along. And if his friend doesn't want me to go, I get booted from the trip, like what happened on my honeymoon.

From:
Fayetteville

How disappointing.

17

My husband and I just went on our honeymoon and had sex for the first time, I faked it.

From:
Somewhere

Better late than never.

18

My honeymoon has made me realize just how much he doesn't know me. We're not having a good time at all.

From:
Calgary

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