7
"Don't buy a bikini. Get a size XXXL men's tshirt. That way, guys won't notice you."

From:
Somewhere

8
If the monster comes out of your closet tonight,say hi for me then go back to sleep

From:
Boise, Idaho, US

9
Only boring people say they're bored.

From:
Prior Lake, Minnesota, US

10
"You sneeze, you lose." I cried. he actually thought it was sneeze not snooze😂😂 #foreignparents

From:
Somewhere

11
Dad telling me about what I'd have to do to get a 'free' car ride from a guy " it's either gas, grass, or ass."

From:
Somewhere

12
"Don't follow what you think is the right way, make your way to what you think is happiness"

From:
Bridgeport, Connecticut, US

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