"He says it's because I'm too loud and distracting for him"
"I told her she already had one foot in the grave and that hell was really hot!"
"On my honeymoon, my wife almost let me drown because she thought it was funny."
"I used to care but I found some confidence and realized that self worth is really the key to happiness."
"I'm scared if she got sober she'd leave me so I don't try and make her quit and get help like everyone else does."
"He thinks body wash is a substitute for deodorant"
"My fwb broke up with me tonight because I'm getting married."
"I have a huge crush on my friend's dad and his actions are just confusing me at this point."
"I took my best friend's virginity knowing he would fall for me...and I wouldn't return the feeling."
"I wish I wasn’t in love with my fwb. He just uses me for sex so he won’t be alone. He makes me think I mean something to him so I won’t leave. But I’m unhappier without him than with him."