Can't wait much longer!

7

I waited years to be intimate with my girlfriend. Now we're finally married and nothing happened on our honeymoon. Not sure we're ever going to consummate this marriage.

From:
Arlington, Virginia, US

That's awful!

8

I just had to quit my job because it got around that I'm gay. I'm on my honeymoon and I just want to curl up and cry

From:
Orlando

Terrible timing.

9

I got food poisoning during my honeymoon in Hawaii. Instead of enjoying the beach I spent the trip vomiting from our hotel.

From:
Somewhere

When it rains, it pours.

10

I got sick on my honeymoon, work called trying to get me to come in and then my car died. Looks like we have to have a second one to make up for this one...

From:
Gardiner, Montana, US

Talk about a quickie.

11

I cheated on my husband on our honeymoon with a guy serving food to our hotel room. We did it in the bath while he was locked out of the room. I told him I was in the shower

From:
Mucklagh, Offaly, IE

Sounds trippy.

12

On my honeymoon, someone drugged me and my husband had to put up with me saying "THE WALLS WILL WATCH US HAVE SEX" We didn't have sex because my husband played along and was "scared" too.

From:
London, England, GB

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